AIYAHHHH!

today was horrible, yet interesting

honestly, ancient was 1.5 hours of hell.
during that 1.5 hours of exam, i wrote app 200 words :)
acutally maybe less.
i swear if i get something around 30%, ill be glad.
not just glad, ill possibly get my exam paper and start wacking people on the head but then yea.

hmm, guess how i celebrated a week of endless exams? not that it will stop right there of course. DAMMIT. yeahmmm.... ice coffee :)

i loved it how that bio test ended, especially when they asked for comparison of mitosis and meiosis. Finally, i can talk about sex wihtout getting into trouble. haha. However, they shouldve asked questions like. "Who has a pimple farm on their face?" then the answer is easy. The person who sits next to me in bio. LEON ONG!!! and what is a great example of allelopathy. Sylvie Stinky Kwong as she releases toxic gas which inhibits the growth of other human beings. Not that it works of course. but then, if those questions were incorporated, i would have so owned it. man, i have slack nature. but even though if there was a cure, i wouldnt go around fixing it.
And for the 1.5 hours to "study" for anceint exam. never really got around it either. fun still.half the time, i was complaining how stupid history is and that i shoudlve studied yesterday, and in the end, i kindof had the whole ancient prelim course in my head for the next 15 minutes. till i walked into the exam room, then BAM! i did an andrew ==". but anyways, i guess it was worth it.
We played this game 'bout naming ancient gods with sylvie and yuhao.
we got to this point where we named all the gods possible by us 3. yesh, we arent very bright. but honesty, who would be so shallow to make up their own gods and to give it an occupatoin. Eg,
Yuhao: licester (or something), the god of wood.
Me: oaky, my turn, *illegally flips through my ancient book* Hephanristus: god of sun
Sylvie: (makes up a greek name) , god of nature

then i suddenly interrupt,
Me: WAIT A MINUTE!!! that's not even in my ancient book. (yes, i am very well aware that i was cheating, but i caught them both that they were making stuff up). so have you guys been making names up?
Yuhao: yea, dont you realise that all we need to do is make up stuff that sounds real?
Me: Fuck You, and i have been stressing all this time and feel dumb, and now im gullible.

so yyea, i cheat AND im gullible >.>

end of my life story. not really. i was catching the 601 bus today (3:25 from parra, please dont stalk) and this random old lady was asking the bus driver for a free lift to kellyville ridge. i found it ridiculous coz:
1, the driver was cheap and said no
2, the driver said no to a lady with a baby
3, the bus doesnt even go to kellyville ridge
4, we were stuck there for 5 whole minutes. what a waste of my life!!! >=[
5, the women said fuck you and got on anyway. no she didnt. i made that part up.
6, that women sat next to me on the bus and i couldnt stop smirking.
i swear i was so close to death. she stared at me for basically the whole bus trip, but meh, the point is, i survived 3 dangerous situations today.
Bio theory exam, i actually found it pretty alright exact for the last question. I HATE YOU NATURAL SELECTION.
Ancient, ill be smirking and killing many innoncent bystanders if i get over 30%, yeah, that's how bad it was. actually, not really, i was staring at daniel half the time watching his writing speed. yea, its incredible fast. He wrote 4 pages of marks-worthy stuff meaning he didnt waste any ink, and it took the same time for me to write 6 words which were compeltely meaningless. YEA! and that took me half an hour bitches :)
AND that woman with her child that i mentioned earlier, whoa, if this blog was actually in creative writing, i wouldve gotten pretty good marks, but all the english teachers hate me anyways, and go like... "omg its andrew chan!!! *deducts 8/20 marks isntantly*" and thus, the max mark i can get or english is like 60% if i try REALLY REALLY hard otherwise, i fail :)

there was no point to this blog and i hope you guys have just waited 20 minutes of your life. acutally, there was a point, im really happy right now coz the first exam week is over. 5 down 3 to go? maybe. yes? no?

oh yea, one more thing :)

john came up to me, read my hist. notes and went something along the lines of this:
John: *reads my notes* hey, you know what exodus means?
Me: I KNOW I KNOW, its the exist for ancient drama
John: no, the other meaning...
Me: Isnt it a yu-gi-oh card? the one with the right and left arm? oh wait, that's exodia.
John: Bahaha, its when... (and gives me a detailed explanation)
Everyone: andrew, your a dumbass
Me: *hides in shame*

not really hides in shame, but meh. i feel stupid sometimes. i am stupid sometimes. but isnt that what makes me unique unlike everyone else?
hmm yeah, good times.
yeah, meanwhile studying for 3 unit maths, (apparently im gnna fail), im slaving on facebook playing restaurant city. i know its sad and that i have no life. but what the heck. its designed for people like me. an extremely "DaiiBee" game for people like me to enjoy and relax.
so yea, life doesnt suck. its just unfair how i am significantly dumber than others. wait, that sucks. oh well....
fkn maths. im gnna get owned by my teacher tomorrow coz of my poor crappy marks. sigh. sighs again. sighs another 100 times more. maybe i should stop sighing. sighs. watch me get owned tomorrow. cant wait at all. not really.
anyways,
BBZ