CHANDI'S SMEGA BITCH SESSION #1
this is dedicated to that disgusting Roger wahteverhisnameis guy who sits near me in matrix.
why i wanna talk about him, coz:
1) he is so hideous.
2) he speaks retardedly
3) he acts like a retard
4) i have too see his fugly face every saturday from now on.
5) he is like. a henry. eww, thats disgusting.
and this is why. unfortunately, he is a nerd. a stupid asian nerd. just like leon. ewww. honestly its like the mixture of the ugly people's inadequacies added together
Inadequacies of (Leon + Yuhao + Henry = Roger)
1) Physical Appearance
Freaking disgusting kid. EW!
his skin is like, as pale as a dead yuhao. LOL. and his glasses are round and googly. not to mention his hair, its SOOOO cheap-asian/chinese. fkn hell. DIULEMA!yuk. *shivers*
he needs ti start wearing differnt clothing. honestly, he wore the same type of jean/shirt to matrix everyday. its like, his costuming is superglued onto him.
2) his retarded voice. reminded me of henry. EW. EW. EW. CRAPSHITTINHOLE. so fkn annoying. he can go die. its like..... Barney the Dinosaur. heyhey, that can be his future job. the company can save money from using technology to manipulate the pitch of the voice, and the rest of the world will be saved from looking at his purely i-wanna-vomit face through the dinosaur costuming.
3) what kind of year 12 guy gets fascinated my a stapler? honestly. sad. no life. he needs to get some help. and this is possibly why im not sitting next to him. and. he thinks he is so good coz he can answer fkn common sense uestions. SHOWOFF! diu. i can do the same if it wasnt for your fugly face. there! fkn diu.ass.
4) and OMGSH. matrix is now cursed. because of the presence of roger. THIS IS ALL HANCHAO's FAULT for ditching me for physics. i hate you. damn. now, i have to see his super ugly, puking face. im sure its worse than your best friend Yuhao, and basil. or basil's bestfriend, sunshine. or something. LOL.
5)and yeah, he is just like henry. yuk. yuktastic. that's yuktastical. LOL testicle. im sorry.
and this is why roger is worse than anyone. LOL. googly glasses, fugly, yuhao, leon and henry look-a-like objects.
and these were my thoughts that had just pass through the last 20 minutes. or so.