this the middle of my exams, and it began with an ugly ugly biological practical too!
i went to school early for an exam (waits for an applause) and studied. kinda. okay, i lied, we (ie, jen and steph and i) were bitching about teachers. and biology. LOL. i cannot get enough of that. bitching is exciting everything. :). from one second, we may say what a dud biology is to how much i regret not picking eco. but then with me, it always ends up to what a faggot wheatley is. he never liked me. i never liked him. and to tell him that i am going to drop P.D.H in the middle of the year didnt help either.
This was friday the 19th of March and happy birthday to JONO.
okay, back to biology. you had half of year 12 crowding outside the senior study room, learning about crossing over with pipecleaners, replicating enzyme practicals, stressing about the molars of kangaroos. or not. maybe it was just us? im wierd. anyways, we predicted what was going to be in the test. the options were:
(straight from the syllabus)
- enzyme practical
- carbondioxide + water... we had some kind of hope it will be this. just to spice bio up.
- looking at leaves
- crossing over in meiosis. and that was it... i guess ><"
anyways, i walked it and saw the equipments. was not happy. already.
potatos? wtf? seeds? O_O"? instantly, i thought...
"ahh... we must be looking at the phloem and xylem of a potato"
so i sat and started reading the booklet.
very first line scared me big time. "Design your own experiemnt"
like shittt.... i knew andrew chan + design experiments were never good and i proved that on the day... well, the questions said... USE ALL THE EQUIPMENTS. which i did... but in the wrong way. obviously, what i did on the spot means i have to write it in my method. which i did too. hmm... like seriously...
if you were giving salt water, potato, and a texta and have to talk about osmosis, which i swear, it is not in the freakin syllabus, what would you have done?
a) use the texta to label the petri dish, "salt water"
b) start colouring your potatos with the given texta and observe the movement of colour
learning from medentry, the longest answer is usually the correct one. i proved it wrong. :D:D:D. yours truly just coloured his potato. bet you ms thomas was giving me strange looks.
oh, to tell you and to tell me, having 5 different types of peas, and 3 slices of potatoes did not help when i have not had my lunch yet. seriously, my stomach grumbled ever so loud, and in the end, i got depressed. i screwed it up so hard. i was SAD and HUNGRY. not a good combo.
SUNDAY 21/03
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO FATCHAO. am sorry nobody could come to you and say happy birthday, or even see you, seeing the marks we get for our half yearlies are way too important, (or at least, more important than you, i promise we will make up something for it. i will even get sashin and leon to jump out of the same cake in desperate measure. how awful, how ugly extremities popping out of your bday cake.)
MONDAY 22/03
This has seriously got to be the easiest chem theory i have ever done. im not saying i did well in it, its just that the chem theory exams we previously had were quite... stupid. okay, maybe i didnt study for those but still...
i need to apologise to some people, for yelling formulas, asking them for the history of acids, etc. it was stressful. it killed me. and in the test, i started dreaming about CH3CHOONa. like wtf?
overall, it was a positive experience, i hope. but since chemistry was over, it only means i have to study for english. like SHITTTTT. spent the night procrastinating about english, sleeping on my english notes, allowing it to DIFFUSE through my pillow(ie, a SEMI-PERMEABLE MEMBRANE) into a place with low concentration of english knowledge. okay, im gay with my bio but so what?
TUESDAY 23/03
was truly an amazing experience. it was the first time i had karaoke and an english at the same time. and these chances are close to 0.
okay, maybe i was singing to "we are australian" without permission during our listening time, but i enjoyed it. and during that, i was realising how come their voices sound so good? and how come my one sounds like a screeching cat? i wonder.
english was a... cramping experience. my short story was like... the gayest story ever. even the character was gay. or not. i have yet to decide whether its a boy or girl, so it did both genderly actions. like rubbed his genitals and touched his breast at the same time. or not. but i reckon it would be a story that mcgahen would like and i will get high marks for... in my dreams that is.
OHHHH and FATCHAO got his birthday present as well today. not to mention he decided to get picked up and not walk with us to station :(
WEDNESDAY 24/03
okay, not such a great experience. MX2 always ruins my mood. i never do it unless i feel like it. and i did not feel like doing so on a wednesday morning. i blame that for my... failure. it was really stupid... really. i walked with sally and nancy to school. They were 2u's... i am a 4u... we cant really study together. worse came to worse, when hanchao asked me how to find the chord of contact. and this really shocked me coz i FORGOT WTF IS A CHORD OF CONTACT. which means im kinda screwed since half the test was chord of contact. and there was only 1 out of 5 which i got out successfully. was not sucessful. would not be surprised if i came last. seriously. like all these circle geo and binomial threw me away.
Reading Time- "circle geo looks good :) binomials, OMG SO EASY, complex numbers, im gnna ace it"
when it comes to working- "circle geo- SKIP, binomials- what do i do first again? complez numbers- FML how the fk do i prove this crazy shit?"
overall, a really really negative experience. especially when hanchao comes out crying to me how he could do EVERYTHING except the last question. which kinda threw me off coz i skipped 3 sections. He was like.... "im going to lose my first place :(:(:(". well, if you come to think about it... at least he was first at some stage. something ive been striving but miserably failing to do since the very beginning. not good.
THURSDAY 25/03
BIOLOGY. was thinking about food the whole time. it was either, sea urchins or peas. they both taste nice but sea urchins tastes nicer. wtf am i rambling on about? im sorry. Bio was good. was fun. was worth sitting 2 hours for. WHY? because there was an embryology question. OH how that made me think of turtles? OH how that made my day. OH how that i was tempted to write "turtle embryo looks so much more sophisticated and better than humans". but in the very end, i did not get to it as i was completely satisfied with my response. if i said something stupid, like "embryology needs a life, hence why it got replaced by biochemistry and its DNA DNA hydridisationess", then i mightve.
Was using my compass circling my red blood cells and white bloodcells, i plotted graphs neatly, and shared a ruler with Timon. This became far too obvious, when Ms Turk began standing behind/next to me and timon for 10 whole minutes. my first instinct was "FUCKFUCKFUCK", but in the end... t'was good. she didnt suspect us of cheating, even though all we did was share our equipments. afterall, it was MY ruler. should the good be also punished?
i thought i did well, until after the exam where the "nerds" discussed their answers. it was then when i realised i fked myself. i got shit for speech. i know i did shit for prac by colouring my potatoes. now to also do shit for bio theory? no more band6 for andrew chan. diu.
FRIDAY 26/03.
Conviniently today. it was hard to think of the past and write it as present tense. i do not blame you for reading my ugly grammatical errors. i know i just at english. its just as bad as some people with tenesmus. no names mentioned :D
SNR SCIENCE. i finally know what hell feels like. the knowledge we must know to escape the poor poor scaling of senior science. the effort we must put in, was unproudly experienced by both me and john. it was 9:30 in the school library and we were downloading notes off boredofstudies. yeah, we are lazy bastards, but we were desperate for marks, and for blood. or not.
went to sleep at 10. well, at least i did. because stupid year 10's DO NOT know how to be quiet in a library. fkn hell.that's a good 52 minute wasted listening to year 10's rambling on about subject selection, etc.
note: i was only eavesdropping as they had taken my snr sci. study time away from me.
okay, exam was not good either. the max marks i can possibility get is 5 marks. why? because a question says so.
a bacteria called "x" mutiplies into 2 every 30 minutes for 4 hours. Construct a neat table. and plot it on a graph. 5 marks. :)
WOOT, that guarantees i DID NOT get 0.
now to make sure i get above average.
well, in the end, this was a gruelling experience, as i, walked into the exam not knowing anything since its such a shit scaling subject, walked out all worried as one fears coming last in such a poor scaling subject. like seriously, only english standard has a worse scaling. which sucks truly. i finally realised why schools like ruse and baulko did not do such a crap subject.
AHAHAHAHAH well, are we glad this blog is almost over. not to mention, my face has probably turned more hideous, and more pimples everywhere. my next victim is MX1 and how come i have a feeling, that instead of it being my victim, its gnna be the murderer instead?
ahh wellz, hanchao is watching the biggest loser. i think. maybe i should watch that too. afterall, watching fat people trying to lose weight, makes me feel THAT much better. note to self: start losing weight in holidays. Must not let relatives think i am obese my the time i get to HK in december.
