i blog today because i know you wanna know what chaotic crap i've been up to :)
okay, i lied. i really miss my own voice. the ability to blog and complain is just wonderful, you see.
FINE. i lied. nothing happened to me, til yesterday anyways.

tuesday. 4u exam. it was the day where my happy week begins. my happy week essentially means, NO HOMEWORK, NO TESTS, NO STUDYING, NO STRESSING FOR ONE WEEK. which means, i get to bum at parra, go to people's houses and eat as much as i want. anything that makes me happy. basically. and yeah, that includes not paying attention in class either.

so far, i've only went to hanchao's house and watched unlimited hours of tv. to me, it's known as the happiness box. i really do wonder why others call it the "idiot box". beats me...

anyways, hanchao's house was on thursday, and PLENTY stuff broke, which makes me wonder if im ever invited again.

okay, so this was what happened.

we were unfolding the ping pong table, and hanchao, being the genius he is, said he had to idea what to do.
Hanchao: i think you push onto this bar thing on the table.
Andrew: really? *pushes gently* it doesnt work!
Hanchao: you're so weak, give it a bit more force.
Andrew: oh okay. *applies force, and the bar breaks* FUCK!
Hanchao: haha, what did you do?
Andrew: look, it broke!!!
Hanchao: can you fix it?
Andrew: *shoves the bar dodgily back into the table asif nothing happens.
Justin: i think you flip the table. *flips, and everything works out wonderfully*
Andrew: OMG HANCHAO, IS THIS EVEN YOUR HOUSE!?!?!?

okay, that being that. i have realised that hanchao is allowed to play soccer inside his house. which does not explain why justin played soccer inside and broke many objects. such scenario.

Justin: *kicks the ball really hide and heats the light. bits and pieces of the light fell off* OH SHIT
Andrew: BAHAHAH, YOU IDIOT. NOW YOU ARE REALLY DEAD!!!
Hanchao: *walks in innocently* what happened? *momentarily* O_O"
Justin: hehehe
Hanchao: What did you do? you were kicking the ball really high werent you?
Justin: DONT WORRY, it can be fixed. *attempts fixing it but piece keeps falling*
We all gave suggestions and finally, fixed. though not perfect.

Hours later... justin kicks the ball again. which hits and snaps a shade (the blind/curtain thingo)
Justin: *looks at it* OI, i need superglue
Andrew: *laughs and bangs on the table* YOU ARE THE BIGGEST IDIOT I KNOW!!!
Justin: yeah, well shuttup.
Hanchao: i got tape, will it fix it?

they try and fail.

Andrew: YOU THREE ARE SO FAIL!!!
Stephen + Hanchao: who me? but i didnt even do anythign.
Andrew: well, you are still idiots for giving suggestions.

LALALA, in the end, it all worked out quite well. i say quite because it was perfect. They took stephen's idea and fixed a cracked/completely bit  with a toothpick. i dont see how that really works, but, it doesnt look TOO suspicious. lets just hope hanchao's parents doesnt realise any of these stuff. except the tooth pick on the shades were kinda obvious. And this REALLY REALLY makes me wonder if im ever invited again.

we ate lunch, and dinner, etc. Hanchao treats us like slave. he made me wash the dishes after lunch :( (which i delayed to 5, the time of which his parents comes back) and made justin wash the dishes after dinner. (which was like, a whole sink-worth) poor guy. and fatchao didnt even do anything. stupid lazy pig.

OH HIGHLIGHT!!!!!!
stuck in the garage playing ping pong with matt and elaine. The game got boring so me and matt decided to spice things up. being the uber pro we were, we invented a new game. serve the ball (like tennis) with all our might, at elaine. poor her. but it was funny how i hit her at the butt, and she screamed. she tried running away but the door was locked. pure torture. she was laughing though. hehe.
who knows how many ball we used to serve at her? probably 100? doubt it. more like 200.

watching justin play wii was also very amusing. especially the game cooking mama. on ds, it requires you to move the stylus up and down repettitively, etc. but on wii, you have to move your wii back and forth and LOL. i died. the immense speed at which justin was moving his controller back and forth looked like asif he was wanking. i died laughing. i couldnt help it. but it was yeah. which made me chuckle like a little girl.

so a little message on the side...
Hanchao, please please please let us come to your house again? that 7 hours was possibly the best time i've had in ages. and this time, i promise not to break anything, though i cant be too sure about justin. hehe.