13.07.10 Mary's Birthday.
One day prior to this, i told my parents that i have to attend my friend's birthday party. The first thing my parents said was "how come they are always birthdays?"
me: well, how can my friends help it?
parents: *gets sus* since when did you have so many friends?
me: im going and that's final!
parents: what was the point of asking us? O_O"
okay, i met up with deepak and tony early at some unholy hour. i say unholy because i would still be asleep. this was when we had to struggle from parra station all the way to level 5 woolworths :(. i still reckon fastest way is going through the cinemas way, but, no point complaining. here, we bought......
WOOLWORTHS CHOCOLATE MUD CAKE
HOMEBRAND FORKS
HOMEBRAND KNIFES
HOMEBRAND PLATES
HOMEBRAND SERVIETTES
i capitalised everything to highlight the importance of asian cheapness. yes, i am asian. in DISGUISE! or not.
hmm... if i remembered specifically, mary told everyone to meet up at 12:30. or something like that. This was the time, where people start coming late, and i complained. because, really, you cant be late before 12:30. oh man, im so smart.
People that came to Mary's 17th bday......
Sally, Sylvie, Tony, Deepak, Hubert, Kristy, Sophia, Hong and Scarlette. i really do have a feeling that i forgot someone, but that's beside the point.
List of Activities~~
1) Trained from paramatta station to Townhall. i got a gutsy feeling i spelt parra wrong as it is underlined in squiggly red writing.
2) Waited for more people :(. DAMN I HATE WAITING
3) Everyone was hungry, so we had KFC. Sally sylvie and i decided to lose weight so we ONLY had a can of soda each. This was when i realised how slowly everyone eats. apparently, the slower you eat, the less weight you gained. which caught sally and i's interest, but does not explain why we wanted to race on who can finish our soda first.
4) After soda, i wanted to toilet. Mary said that the bowling place is nearby, and i can go to the toilet there rather than the KFC one.
5) Hiked aimlessly in search for the bowling centre. This walk was so long, that i could not hold my piss any longer, and had to borrow hotel toilets :)
6) Mary took her map out, (god knows what those little electronic maps are called), and we seeked for the place. from KFC she said 20 minutes away. 20 minutes later, we arrived at hotel. From hotel, she said sorry, another 20 minutes later. sally and i complained. we got to MACQUARIE. from there, we were directionally challenged and decided to ask a business guy. he said we have to walk for another 20 minutes. IN THE DIRECTION WHICH WE CAME FROM. i wanted to crawl. note, THIS IS A SINGLE EVENT ITSELF. it's like, intense exercise.
7) Bowling. this was rather eventful coz we had some competition. Team Mary vs My team. My team consisted of Sylvie. At that instant, i thought we were gnna lose and have to fetch out some money as the losing team had to shout CHATIME. thankgod what i assumed wasnt right. Sylvie turned out to be one of the best bowlers. INFACT, at one stage, she was LEADING. THAT's RIGHT, DONT UNDERESTIMATE HER WEAKNESS AND DODGINESS!!! (like i did, but i had no intention to do so).
8) Snooker. BORING. took us 40 minutes to insert all the balls into the little ball bags. me no snooker freak, me know no name. me tired and me type like this from here on.
9) SEEK FOR A RESTAURANT. i can gladly call this an event itself. that's how great it was. we walked up and down sussex street, insearch for any restaurant. we thought of WAGAYA, but too expensive. then we wanted that malay restaurant, but there were at least 30 tables queuing infront of us, so that sucked to. walked up and down the street. did all different types of fancy walks, etc, and found ourselves at captain torres. FOOD WISE WAS INTERESTING. never had spanish food before, and i dont think i ever will again. yes, that's how interesting it was.
highlights:
i) prawn in tomato salsa comes out. eveyone gives it a O_O" stare. surely, that cant be worht $20. it's so small. probably the size of a pizza pie.
ii) Waiter fills my cup of water and mary spills it all over me and deepak. i keep assuring her everything is fine but she keeps feeling guilty. only to make her feel worse, we kept saying dont worry, it's your birthday. you can do whatever you like.... im so nice :)
iii) Mary fills me cup of water but finds herself pouring water onto my plate :S
iv) i gave mary a wierd stare when i had to sit next to her. she chucked a fit. i want to explain but she did not let me. Seeing she was the bday girl, surely someone more important than me deserves that seat more than i do.
10) Chatime. we ordered alot of things at Mary's shout :)
We sang happy birthday to her as well. except, we were already out of tune on the very first line. BUT WE HAVE NO SHAME. :).
and it was a good time.
Now, there is nothing to do, other than complaining about the study which i have yet to do. basically, im still on the second day of my holidays schedule. ie, tuesday of last week. school starts in 3 days. GO ME :) legendary. or not....
Hanchao: LETS GO TO ANTARCTICA
Me: OMG I WANNA GO TOO!!!
Hanchao: i want a penguin.
Me: oh you suck. i want a narwhal :D:D:D
Hanchao: what's that? *google images* IM GNNA POKE YOU WITH ITS HORN
Me: ILL CHUCK A PENGUIN AT YOUR FACE!!!
Hanchao: i wonder what penguin tastes like
Me:*SHIT, i thought only i think abt these stuff*, PENGUIN HOT POT!!!
*5 minutes later*
Hanchao: i wanna eat a dodo. i bet you it tastes like duck.
Andrew: arent they extinct?
Hanchao: no, are you an idiot
Andrew: *wiki, and proves hanchao wrong. turns out they were extinct mid 1700* HOLY SHIT, i thought they were two headed birds
Hanchao: too much pokemon for you!!!
Andrew: hmmm maybe, but it looks so juicy :( it also looks like a duck!!!OH I JUST LEARNT A NEW WORD. YOU ARE IMPOTENCE!!!! *shoves meaning in his face*
Hanchao: NO, your face is impotence.
Andrew: O_O"
Hanchao: wait no, i take that back.
Matt: SO, have you talked to sashin recently?
Andrew: didnt i say i dun wanna speak to anyone ugly?
Matt: whatabout hanchao?
Andrew: he is a special type of ugly :)
YES. these may have been a bit paraphrased, but the gist of it is still there :)
have recently been typing my soul out of my english essay, but i prefer to blog instead. it's a brainless activity that i find fun. and i think.... i have realised why my blogs are so bloody long. DAMN
hmm,. tomrorow is RICE. i look forward to it. maybe if im bothered, ill even upload images from it. but that's only a thought, not a promise :)
got a dodgy haircut today. all because my normal hairdresser from castle hill went on holidays. .'., left me no choice but to go to eastwood, where i received the UGLIEST haircut in history. i still weep about it because FAT FACE + SHORT MOSSY HAIR = NOT COOL. NOTT COOL AT ALL. and i have also realised, i give them my hair, my money and in return, they give me ugly cut. i feel ripped.
tis now 1:28. i feel tired. nights.
