Wednesday, November 11, 2009

today, in the dreadful afternoon double maths period, i believe that i know who the person i am going to kill next. after hurley's history lesson about maths geniuses (or rather, people with no life), GAUSS is SOOO DEAD. honestly, how can someone invent numbers that dont exist? if i fail 4u, im gnna blame it on him. fkn GAUSS.

tonight, i was planning to pull an all nighter. (not that i can, but i shall try).
why? coz i am SO behind in work.
ie, english speech, english core, bio speech, science speech, maths tests, hwk, etc.
i have some gutsy feeling that i read the notices wrong and they are all due by next week >_>". and OMG, i just remembered singh's chem assignment. diu.

ahhh. am really bored right now. my mind isnt in english at the moment. even though it should be. but you know what i feel like doing now? sleeping. even though i woke up like, an hour ago from my 3 hour nap. but sleeping is good. i was being productive for an hour today, ie, maths hwk and playing around with numbers that doesnt even exist. i have no life eh?. like wtf?

nothing is interesting in my life. although, i am meeting up with gary ho at gloria jeans tomorrow. why? because we both felt like ice coffee during our triple mths periods. lalala. well, actually, i do, but he wanted to tag along.

what happened today? *thinks*

-> hanchao is gnna have a child called yuchao. its going to be extremely ugly, ie, a combination of like, leon, and yuhao and hanchao
-> ms thomas has a new phone, hence, she was spending like, 20 minutes to send an SMS.
-> complex numbers are fake/imaginery. am going to kill gauss.
-> did like, some enzyme prac for bio, and forgot to wash my hand afterwards. so for the whole of maths, my hands smelt like raw liver. disgusting.
-> chem was rather interesting, actually, it was bludgey. singh took like, a whole period to check hwk. >_>

bio speech sucks. recombinant disease also sucks. i mean, wtf. huh? the science faculty expects ME to do a speech, when i dont even understand the question?
diu.
am gnna fail pretty badly.

and somethings i found funny.
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At the fish hatchery where I work, we have a small display that describes the now-extinct Michigan Grayling (a kind of fish). This summer, I had the following conversation with a tourist:

  • Tourist: "Is the Grayling still extinct?"
  • Me: "Yes sir, it doesn't exist anymore."
  • Tourist: "Any thoughts of bringing it back?"
  • Me: "No, I don't think that's possible."
  • Tourist: "Why not?"
  • Me: "Because it's extinct."
  • Tourist: "Still?"
  • Me: "Yes."
Frustrated, he left.
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Overheard at a movie theater snack bar:

  • Customer: "I'll have a large popcorn."
  • Clerk: "Sorry, our popper is broken. How about a hotdog?"
  • Customer: "Ok, I'll have a hot dog."
  • Clerk: "We're out of hot dogs.
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